oh dude, kanina ka pa naiyak ah, limang oras nang nakakalipas, okay ka lang? (SHIT! ang tangang tanong yan ah, malamamng di ka okay FUUU) oookay, okay, nevermind, ikaw na hindi okay LOL, pero kahit onting smile naman jan oh, please?
pare: *frown*
lalong nag emo amp! TANG INA PRE! maraming gustong molestyahin ka XD KAYA UTANG NA LOOB WAG KANG MAG EMO JAN! hahahaha...
pare: *stare*
ay wow sige, titigan mo nalang ako... DO SOMETHING BITCH! lalo ka lang mapapaisip nyan XD
pare: ano? magbasag ng plato?
ay hindi, mag masturbate... HAHA, maghanap ka nang mapapaglibangan XD god damn you child! your drowning all of your happiness! dont emotionally suicide, anyway, to top this all off, ikwento mo nalang kung anung nangyari... if it's okay with ya...
eto pala si pare, yung katropa kong emo, kung makaiyak kala mo namatayan, well... i admit masakit yung mawala sayo yung GF mong hot at sexy, pero... wala eh, wala tayong magagawa alam ko namang di ganun kadali magmove on eh... pero, ASA SA IYO PADIN YAN, KUNG IISIPIN MONG KAYA MO... KAKAYANIN MO.
AYUN NAKIPAG BREAK DAW SA KANYA YUNG GIRLFRIEND NYA FOR THE PAST THREE YEARS... na ang balita ko ay gustong gusto na pala siya ibreak dati (saklap eh no?), sa tingin ko hindi ata kinaya, pano eh, ang layo nila sa isa't isa eh, and when i say far... i mean VEEEERRRY FAR. yung parang nasa pasay ka tapos yung girlfriend mo nasa laguna, di na nga kayo nagkikita lagi, pag nagdate pa kayo laging may chaperon (HUTAENAAAA! ARTISTA KA TEH?) ayun! di natagalan, nagreklamo, nakipagbreak... ANG SABI NUNG BABAE, SHE NEEDS TIME AND SPACE... pero alam mo pare..
sometimes, a girl needs someone to cuddle, to kiss, and to hold...
FUCK THIS SHIT! YOU KNOW WHY?
if they get involve in a long distance relationship there's only two possible things that's going to happen, and it's either
1.) stick with you no matter how far you are
or
2.) flirt with others, have the time of their lives SINCE YOU'RE VERY FAR AWAY.
this is how you're going to prove how loyal you're partner is. IF SHE'S GOING TO PICK WHETHER TO BEHAVE OR TO FLIRT.
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reasons why she didn't break up with you before:
1.) because you make her happy
hidden reasons in the back of her mind why she didn't break up with you before:
2.) she's uncertain if she's going to have a boyfriend (may gusto siya, ayaw ka lang niya breakan, kasi, natatakot siya na pag hiniwalayan ka niya, wala naman palang pake sa kanya yung gusto niya, in short she's afraid of rejection)
TRUST ME, I KNOW GIRLS
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the truth behind "space and time"
when she says... "i need space and time" she fucking mean...
"LEAVE ME ALONE"
basically because... she wants to be free of commitment and try new things since she can't feel your presence around
if she says that, she totally means it...
now, DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN FUCKING WAIT FOR HER, CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF STILL CRYING AND ALONE AT THE AGE OF THIRTY? kung oo? putang ina, ang emo mo, be realistic, di ba hindi? di pa naman guguho ang mundo, at marami kang makikilalang babae, naka travel ka na ba ng future para masabi mong wala? HINDI NAMAN DIBA? so the point is, oo, nadapa ka, pero hahayaan mo nalang ba na matapakan ka nang iba? AYAW MONG TUMAYO?
pare: e mahal ko yun eh, at wala naman sigurong involved na ibang lalake, ah! ewan ko! magulo utak ko, pero mahal ko eh, alam mo ba yon? MAHAL NA MAHAL KO SIYA.
about dun sa "wala namang involved na ibang guy e."
are you 100% sure? girls have deep dark secrets, you'll never know what's going on in their mind, she may say na...
"wala naman akong crush e"
sa friends nya, but are you really sure na wala? who's SHE, she's a sweet, beautiful girl, who needs some love, i know she is a hopeless romantic, kaya madali lang mabasa na, kung sino yung taong nagcacare sa kanya na lagi nyang kasama at kausap sa personal, mafafall siya dun... you can say na "HINDI AH! HINDI GANUN UN" pero eto nalang masasabi ko...
I KNOW GIRLS, TRUST ME
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her friends tell you to never give up!
i know mahal mo SIYA, but could you please give her some time to think? pano makakapagisip yun kung nagkamali sya o hindi if you're there annoying her, telling her you love her, eh putang ina NAKAKAGAGO YUN. pabayaan mo muna SIYA, ika nga nila... "IF YOU LOVE HER SET HER FREE"... pero FUCK IT! ang saakin lang "IF YOU LOVE HER SET HER FREE, BABALIK NAMAN YAN KUNG MAHAL KA NYA, KUNG HINDI EDI YOU'RE NOT MENT TO BE, WAG NANG IPAGPILITAN, LALO KA LANG MASASAKTAN" pano mo makikita si true love kung pinipigilan mo yung puso mong hanapin siya, PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE MY DEAR FRIEND, pero hindi ko sinasabing intayin mo sya na bumalik sayo, ang sinasabi ko, MAKIRAMDAM KA, kung mahal ka nga ba nya o hindi, kung after she told you na maghiwalay kayo ay mukang wala namang nangyari sa kanya eh... tol, AYAW NIYA NA TALAGA.
best thing to do, magmukmok sandali, talk to friends at LIBANGIN ANG SARILI, i know it's not that easy to move on sa taong akala mo ay sya na talaga pero, YOU HAVE TO, YOU GOT TO... minsan ang babae bumabalik yan pagkatapos mong makapag move on... why? e kasi naman, girls have a selfish nature... gusto nila sila lang yung kababaliwan ng may crush sa kanila.
kaya nga minsan once na...
"oi! may girlfriend na daw ulit si PARE ah?"
"o... hmm... okay"
sus... okay kunyari, pero kahit papano nasaktan yan, ayun mapapaisip... nagkamali kaya ako na binreakan ko si PARE? PERO DON'T EVER DARE TO HANDLE A REBOUND! di porket sinabi ko sayo na bumabalik yan pagkatapos mo magmove on eh kukuha ka na nang rebound, GAGO KA NA pag ganun, desperado ka, at higit sa lahat... MAKAKASAKIT KA NG IBANG TAO NA HINDI NAMAN DAPAT NASAKTAN...
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SUMMARIZATION:
bumalik ka sa dati mong buhay, hayaan mo syang mag isip... just let your life flow it's way, hayaan mong dalhin ka ng alon ng tadhana, kung susubukan mong magpahampas sa alon, gago. MASASAKTAN KA LANG, baka malunod ka pa...
pare: FUCK! IT HHHUUUURRRTTTSSS!!!! ewan ko dude, oo aminado ako sobrang dami nang naging boyfriend nun, pero... di ko naman siya masisisi eh, wala syang kasalanan, parang... alam mo yun, "it's not you, it's me" pero sige, hahayaan ko muna siya magisip, pero... kung babalik siya. MAHAL NA MAHAL NA MAHAL KO SIYA! TATANGGAPIN KO SIYA SOOOBRA.
okay,there's just 3 reasons kung bakit maraming naging ex ang isang babae, and it's either...
1.) the guy always dumps her
2.) she always dums the guy
or
3.) she keeps looking for a perfect trait that some rare guy posses
this just literally mean, isa ang hindi magaling maghandle ng relationship...
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"it's not you, it's me" ang tempo:
PUTANG INANG CLICHE YN! ayan nanaman, this phrase is so over rated, alam mo, this just mean na she knows your down, so to make herself not look bad edi malamang may onting bawi ng sakit... PAMPALUBAG LOOB KUNG BAGA... that phrase means NOTHING, ZERO, ZIP, NADA!
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yeah it hurts, di naman lagi dapat puro sarap eh, ANG DAPAT MO LANG gawin, accept and move on, kung mag mumukmok ka jan magdamag eh, walang mang yayari sayo, kung kumilos ka at naghanap ng paraan para mawala yung sakit edi kakayanin mo
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but if she comes back. I'll accept her because I love her.
oo sige tangapin mo sya, pero sana naman pagisipan mo, hindi yung tangap ka nalang nang tangap, EH LALO MONG SINASAKTAN YUNG SARILI MO NYAN EH... magisip ka PARE, baka matangap mo sya for all the wrong reason she has to offer. MAGMUMUKA KA LALONG TANGA.
pare: sabagay... alam mo pre sabi niya sakin di na daw nya nararamdaman na kami... tska hindi na daw masaya.
ang problema kasi... DI NIYA KAYA ang long distance relationship... ganito lang yan eh... parang ikaw, nakatingin ka sa hot chick pag wala SIYA, but she's in your heart... ang pinagkaiba mo nga lang... nakukumpara ka na nya sa nakikita nya at suddenly, you became nothing... it's like making her wish na... "SANA GANUN DIN YUNG BOYFRIEND KO"
and besides, di mo pa ba nakikita sa school nila? she's like... around with some girls wearing micro mini skirts and worst! deverginized ones! AND IT'S LIKE... HIGHSCHOOL PALANG KAYO DIBAAAAA?! malamang, malalapitin sa mga lalaking malakas bumanat yun, their friends is her friend... party over here party over there, dude, sa tingin mo bang hindi sya titingin sa iba sa ganung scene, kung hindi siya tumingin ... welll... TANG INA! ANGHEEEEL! hahaha
pare: hoy! bitch ka di yun ganon! di nakikipag flirt yon, pero masakit, tang ina pre, ang dali lang niya bumitaw... bakit ganooon.
di ganun yung nature niya na makiflirt.
don't be... 100% PANATAG. wag kang lactum, di sa lahat ng bagay binibigay mo yung 100% save some for yourself, tignan mo, sa sobrang tiwala mo nasaktan ka.
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oo masakit, pero GUMAWA KA NG PARAAN PARA HINDI MO MARAMDAMAN. sadyang may mga babaeng madaling bumitaw..
PARE, kisses aren't contracts, hugs aren't assurances, SEX IS NEVER A GUARANTEE.
pare: tama ka... shit talaga, binigay ko lahat... LAHAT LAHAT. anyway, good luck nalang sakin. at least alam kong minahal niya ako... ang masaklap lang di tumagal. sorry naman. mahal na mahal ko kasi siya eh. hopeless romantic rin ako okay? di naman ako malakas o matibay, nadadapa din ako, ako yung tipo ng lalake na umiiyak, di ako ganun kagaling sa relasyon, pero yeah, pipilitin ko nalang bumangon.
bakit ka nagsosorry sakin? dude, we have our ups and downs, don't worry TIME HEALS EVERYTHING... oh and if you think na hindi mo kakayanin ng wala siya... naniniwala talaga ako na malalagpasan mo to :) kaya mo yan PARE, i believe in you, so please do me a favor and bring back your happy smile, your my friend and i don't want you to frown, so turn it upside down :)
PARE: THANKS :)
GG na mga dre haha LOL ge gudluck sayo pare ko :)) nakatulong ba ko sa inyo? SANA OO :)
SMILE KA NA ULIT HA :) NAGMAMAHAL pareng panda (babae ho ako lul t(-.-t) haha)
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